Thu 13 Sep 2007
You can’t throw a dental dam these days without hitting a Gay Republican.
We have all heard of the old saw about those “who protest too much.” If only 10% of that is true, the GOP must be the biggest hotbed of suppressed homosexual activity the planet has ever known. Forget about the Greeks and the Romans, the Republicans must be swinging like no one ever has.
To me, this explains the big secret the Log Cabin Republicans have been withholding – they know where all the boas are hidden.
Note: My laptop died this week and is now in the caring and capable hands of Apple’s Center for Holy System Resurrection. Please be patient with the irregularity of publication for the next few days.
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September 13th, 2007 at 9:17 amRepublicans and Compassionate Hedonism
click to enlarge You can’t throw a dental dam these days without hitting a Gay Republican. We have all heard of the old saw about those “who protest too much.†It only 10% of that is true, the GOP must be the biggest hotbed of suppressed homosex…
September 13th, 2007 at 10:26 am
Heh…
And this is EXACTLY why whenever a Republican starts spitting anti-gay sentiments I immediatly think that they are homosexual themselves. This applies to anyone actually….and it is amusing to see it come out as well.
I wonder how long it will take people to actually put 2 and 2 together on stuff like this. Seriously.
Oh, and speaking as Computer tech: Laptops are Epic Fail.
September 13th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Minneapolis is already the fourth-gayest city in the country, so during the convention, you won’t be able to turn around without bumping into “a gay”. The only danger is that the Republicans won’t understand the locals’ solicitations for sex, like “wanna go have sex?”, rather than more straightforward invitations like sticking your hand under the toilet cubicle divider.